- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Death by kayak

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

a man checks his mypsace

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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