- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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