- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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