- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Obama = ebola

Urban ghettos

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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