- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I Have a Black Friend

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A dancer walks into a barre

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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