- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I'm Polish.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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