What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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