- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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