- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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