- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock Fuck off!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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