- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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