Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My jeans

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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