There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

womens rights.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What page are you on The gay page.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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