Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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