What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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