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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

my penis

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Death by kayak

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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