- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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