- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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