- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Ross.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Go away still nothing to see

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Gustavo Andrade

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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