- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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