Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Pickle

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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