How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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no rasist joks

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

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