The word "Walter" is never funny.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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