What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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