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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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