Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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