Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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star wars kid

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Gay rights.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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