Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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