- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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