- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris is hairy

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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