- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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