Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A man goes to the potty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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