Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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