- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Communism hehe xd

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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