How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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