- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Golf.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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