Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

I'm tired.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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