How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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