what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

womans rights...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I have cancer. And you're next.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

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