Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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