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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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