what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

race-car = rac-ecar

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

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