Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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