How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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eh

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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