- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Please ignore this statement.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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