I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Anti Joke

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