Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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