What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Please ignore this statement.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Anti Joke

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