- Anti Joke

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.