Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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