What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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