- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Women.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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