What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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my penis

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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