What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why? Why not?

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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