Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Chris Bosh's neck

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Ben Corbishley

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Chris is hairy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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