How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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