- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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