- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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