Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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