gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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The New York Giants

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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