- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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