- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I like that, but why am I happy?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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