What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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woman's rights

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Good job, son.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

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