- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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