- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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