A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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