- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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