What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Women's rights

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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