What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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