Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gustavo Andrade

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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