Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A miserable man committed suicide.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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