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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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