A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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sky silverstein

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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