Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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