- Anti Joke

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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