- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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