What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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