- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

These Jokes suck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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