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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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