Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Hello

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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