What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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