People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why? Because.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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