What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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