Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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guess what? bannanas

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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