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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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