why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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