What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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