Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

i'm hard

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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