- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Your mom.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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