What is funnier then 25 9/11

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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My cat just died.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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