- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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