- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man penetrates another man.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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