Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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