- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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