A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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