- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??