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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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