- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

chinga tue madre Ryan

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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