Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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