Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Gustavo Andrade

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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