- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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