Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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