How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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