2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What does? 42

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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