- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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