Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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