An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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