What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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