A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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