- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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. . I am a whale

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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