- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are flowers.

Take part of what?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Oh, go away

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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