- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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