- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Where's my baby??

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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