- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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