One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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