- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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