- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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