- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Justin Bieber

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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