Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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