Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Knock knock Who’s there? The police, your family was killed in a horrific car crash on highway 22 this morning at 10:15 after they collided head on with a truck. They died instantly if it is any conciliation. We will contact you further into our investigation. Dave then poured himself a whiskey and thought about all the good times he and his family shared, teaching Jessica to ride a bike, his and Kate’s honeymoon in Honolulu, playing catch with Jacob. That’s when the full extremity of the situation hit Dave causing him to break into tears he sat and cried for three hours and fifteen minutes. Once he had gotten that out of his system he decided to visit his mother and tell her the horrible news. Knock Knock Who’s there? Dave Dave who? Again Dave breaks into tears as his grandmothers althsiemers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember her sons name. Feeling shattered he decides not to go through the process of explaining who he is and decides to head to the local pub to drown his sorrows. Bartender: hard day? Dave: my wife and two beautiful children were mauled in a head on collision with a truck and my mother can’t remember who I am. Bartender: yeah sure but was it a hard day? Dumbstruck with this ridiculous remark Dave pauses for a moment. The bar is silent only the sounds of bottles clinking and feet tapping on bar stools can be heard. Cigarette smoke hangs in the air. Dave stares at the bartender momentarily then throws his bottle at him send him off balance Dave then grabs the shot gun he knows the bartender keeps behind the counter and shoots the bartender at point blank range. Some customers run scared witless other try to control Dave but only end up in the same position as the bartender. Dave is left standing in a pool of blood. The smell of death hangs in the air with the cigarette smoke. Feeling slightly better Dave heads home and kills himself. Dave was an excellent plumber we will miss him.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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