George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

PENIS

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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