What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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