- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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