- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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