josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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