What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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