- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s