- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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