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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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