What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

like if your cool

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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