- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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