A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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