What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Kevin and Ramin

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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