What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Justin beiber comment if u get it

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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