Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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