- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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