Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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