- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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