Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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