what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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