Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How you know when dislextic

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

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