- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A gay man watches football.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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