what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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