- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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