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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

My spelling is horrible

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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