Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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69.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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