Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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roses are red poo is poo

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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My cat just died.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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