- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

pull my finger (farts)

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

knock knock come in

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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