Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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My cat just died.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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