Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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