AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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