- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Womens rights.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the man with no head say to the women?

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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