Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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