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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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