- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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