What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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