A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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