Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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