what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Jesus Christ

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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