- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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