Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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