Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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