Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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