- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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