- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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