why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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