1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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