So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Anti Joke

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