- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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