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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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