What is black and has no education A tire.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Get on the boat.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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