- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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