- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Dwarf Shortage

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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