What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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