What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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