- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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