you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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