What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Hello

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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