- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."