What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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