- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

The New York Giants

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A pope meets another one

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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