- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Whats two plus two Four!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's white and black? Color blind.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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