- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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