Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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