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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

I have a horse.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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