- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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