- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a. why? b. because I wanted

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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