- Anti Joke

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

the economy.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms