a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Denard Robinson

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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