- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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