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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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