What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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