Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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