Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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