- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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