How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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