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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

ever tried african food? they neither

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