"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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