- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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