Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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