- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ever tried african food? they neither

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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