- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

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