who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Dyslexia ruels!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

bite me

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A drunk guy walks into a car

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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