why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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