What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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star wars kid

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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