Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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