Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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