- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.