Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Anti Joke

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