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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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