Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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