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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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