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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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