- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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