What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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David Cameron

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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