There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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