what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +34

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops