- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Andoni was here

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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