Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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